Currently the relationship options on Facebook are single, it's complicated, in a relationship, engaged, and married.
None of these apply to you?
Well you'll be glad to hear that Facebook is finally broadening its definition of relationship. Starting in September users will be able to choose from On the Rocks with, Like Two Ships Passing in the Night with, Always Walking on Eggshells around, and Fanfuckingtastic with.
Many people are wondering if the new options were even necessary. "What's next?" said Tea Party Leader Tim McNull, "20 relationship statuses?!!?!?!."
Though McNull went on to foam at the mouth for fifteen minutes, many are speculating that several more statuses will, in fact, be added. Of those predicted include, Wishy Washy with, Ehhhhh with, Hanging on by a thread with, and Like She doesn't Know He's Gay.
